Miller High Life Socialist

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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raiasintended

hey, can we talk for a second? it’s about your girlfriend. yeah, she’s great. no, yeah, I agree. It’s just that… she seems really devoted to you? Like really devoted. Almost as if you were the sole, fragile line mooring her to the shores of humanity. No, that’s not romant—ugh. Listen. Me and the girls, we’re worried you might be the last good thing to happen to her and that were some tragedy to inevitably befall you, she would tear the gods from their thrones and dye the infinite western seas wine-dark with their ichor. Do you think you could introduce her to a new hobby or something? we don’t want to have to argue over what color “wine-dark” is supposed to be

smileandmissile
pissvortex

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i don’t know if i can do this blue sky app anymore

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Dril, on twitter a couple of months ago, said that he would block every single user with a blue checkmark. people on bluesky, a website that is not twitter, have said that this is bad because content creators and sex workers sometimes buy blue checks on twitter to advertise their content. that’s literally the entire thing leading up to these posts

gunsandfireandshit
balaclava-trismegistus

The fact that Beretta sells a Bobcat with a factory threaded barrel is so fucking funny to me

balaclava-trismegistus

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The 21A in its designed role as a pocket pistol makes complete sense, even if you don't agree with it. It's tiny and lightweight and you can carry it basically anywhere and it makes a really loud bang when you put holes in stuff. Sick. Put a can on it and it's none of that anymore, and you can't even use the sights. There is literally zero practical application for this gun other than murdering somebody in the back of the head from muzzle contact. This is a gun for villains. This is a machine for a guy with a grudge and a plan. It's so fucking funny I love devices with no purpose but harm.

gunsandfireandshit

I watched a video about this one time where a guy said he pocket carried one with a can on and loaded with rat shot so that while he was walking his dog in his Florida suburb he could dispatch venomous snakes "without disturbing the neighbors" which is objectively funny as hell to imagine